Cooorgles.

I've been thinking a lot about corgis lately. It is hard to not like corgis. They are British, they are fat in the middle, and one kind is even called "Cardigan" (though I do not think this is because they used to be made into sweaters.) The Queen really likes them too, and has a bunch. Sometimes they breed with her dachshunds. When asked how the small dogs were able to mate with the big dogs, the Queen said, "Oh, it's quite simple. We have a little brick," which is gross.

(Helen Mirren as Queen Elizabeth II, Corgis as Queen Elizabeth II's corgis.)