Until yesterday, I was unaware of the existence of Funkins. They are fake foam carvable pumpkins that won't rot like real pumpkins. This is cheating. If you don't carve real pumpkins, how are you going to make homemade candied pumpkin seeds? What about getting your hands covered in cold, damp, borderline gelatinous pumpkin guts and spongy pumpkin flesh under your fingernails?Plus, they're a little pricey. I wouldn't want to screw up carving one of these.