OMG AHOY!!!!

You might think that Jonathan Adler these days is just a constant sponsor/commercial/host on Bravo's "Top Design." Which would be true, except that he has brilliantly created this WHALE BUTTER DISH. (See also: Matching Whale Pitcher).

You need this if: You are having a Moby Dick themed party, you are having dinner at any time in New England, you have a blowhole. The pitcher would look adorable filled with pretty blue flowers. Plus they are both somewhat reasonably priced under $100.