Breakfast for... wait, we won't eat you.

This pig in England is afraid of walking around in the mud, due to having dirt-phobia. So, to help it out, the piggies farmers tried PUTTING IT IN WELLIES!Now he will walk in the dirt. In children's rubber boots. In England. Isn't it great when animals overcome adversity?

Cooorgles.

I've been thinking a lot about corgis lately. It is hard to not like corgis. They are British, they are fat in the middle, and one kind is even called "Cardigan" (though I do not think this is because they used to be made into sweaters.) The Queen really likes them too, and has a bunch. Sometimes they breed with her dachshunds. When asked how the small dogs were able to mate with the big dogs, the Queen said, "Oh, it's quite simple. We have a little brick," which is gross.

(Helen Mirren as Queen Elizabeth II, Corgis as Queen Elizabeth II's corgis.)